Humor/Jokes

Jacob, age 92, and Henrietta, age 89, are excited about their  decision

A Rabbi and a New York taxi cab driver die. They come to the pearly gates, and God sends the taxi driver to Heaven and the Rabbi to Hell. The Rabbi is outraged - "God, what's wrong with you?

Q: How many Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three:
One to do it,
One to not do it,
And one to neither do it nor not do it.

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take
to screw in a light bulb?

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft
error messages with Haiku poetry messages.  Haiku Poetry has strict
construction rules: Each poem has only 17 Syllables - 5 syllables in
the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the Third.  They are used to
communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning,

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts of America, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

Ok, I apologize up front for posting this silly-assed story. But it made me laugh, and laughing is good, and it might make you laugh too. Bodhi :)

The Pastor's Ass