How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take
to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb;
its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of
its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from
the liberal media. That light bulb has served
honorably, and anything you say undermines the
lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?