Humor/Jokes

When I created my profile for the G-Spot, I was asked for a BURNING QUESTION...Soo..I submitted..What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about? I figured that would be sufficient and probably..No one could answer that one!

Well...my good friends at the G-Spot..your leader has done it again. This morning on Facebook, Fred submitted an essay that answered the question perfectly! Fred ..You are truly and amazing individual.

A  depiction of what may happen in the coming days

 

 

 

 

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Judge:  Did you resist him?

Prostitute:  No, Your Honor.

Judge:  Why not?

Prostitute:  I didn't realize that he was raping me.

Judge:  And when did you realize that he had raped you?

Prostitute, wiping away tears:  When his check bounced.