Humor/Jokes

CATTLE GUARDS, THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THEM WANTING TO CHANGE THE LAW OF PHYSICS!

You will love this one, I haven't stopped laughing yet.

For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the 'guards,' probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.

WHY  SHE CHANGED MOTELS
                              

After a visit to a house of ill repute a man notices green lumps on his
penis, so he goes to the doctor.

"That's serious" says the doctor. "You've heard that some boxers get
cauliflower ears?"

"Yes" says the man seriously.

"Well" says the doctor "You've got brothel sprouts."

World's First Amphibious Ice Cream Truck Jingles Around London

Julie Beck
PopSci
Mon, 06 Jun 2011 12:56 CDT

Due to the economic situation,

and the billions in bailouts to the wealthiest corporations,

as well as the continued fleecing of the American taxpayers

in an effort to further reduce the amount of available currency for commerce,

it was announced today

that the "light at the end of the tunnel"

has been permanently turned off until further notice!