Humor/Jokes

20 Ways To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2.. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3.. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries
with that.

Larry is a very wise guy and has some very profound and deep thoughts

Love U

The
Wisdom of Larry
The Cable Guy...

1.
A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have
different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the
spot.

Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant, when Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?"

Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter." When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

Ok, please forgive me if you happen to be an attorney. The last one made me laugh
for at least 3 minutes...

Love,
Bodhi

The pastor visited the Sunday School to see what the little darlings had learned about Easter.

"Who can tell me what Easter is?" he asked and all the hands waved in the air.  Encouraged by their enthusiasm, he called on bright-eyed Jessica.

This is really funny...

http://www.opednews.com/maxwrite/linkframe.php?linkid=54008

I would have put the picture in here but I'm not sure how.

My comment is that we tried to fix something that wasn't broken and now it is. And, besides the money there was something about the machines not working right.

I found this joke online somewhere.

Shortly after Hurricane Katrina, a press conference was held and a reporter was allowed to stand and ask the president a question. The reporter asked, "President Bush, what is your opinion on Roe vs. Wade?"  The president gave a quick uncomfortable laugh and said "Now, look here.... I don't care how those people get out of New Orleans."

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but it's hell getting them into the lightbulb.

So these two nuns are walking through the forest, Sister Precise and Sister Logical. It begins to get dark, and they're still a long way from the convent. They realize they are being followed: