KENTUCKY GHOST STORY

This happened about a month ago just outside of Owensboro , Kentucky, a small town on the banks of the Ohio River, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's indeed real.

Dear TTP sisters and brothers,

I found this on a forum which sends me daily updates. It is from an astrologer who has a great sense of humor and under the current conditions, I though every one needs a laugh right now. So read and enjoy this short quip.

Love and Light,

Berry

I am passing this on to you because it definitely
works and we could all use a little more calmness in our
lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil Show

Hey there,

This is a short story I wrote this morning. It's
about a man defying the forces of nature and following his dream, in an
odd sort of way.

Anti-Cinderella

Buck sat on the couch with a beer in his hand and watched TV. Buck’s dream was to be a worker, but every time that he would try to do some work, hid wife would say, “Honey, do you want another beer?” And there was nothing he could do.

Ten Things You Should Know Before Leaving Home

1. Handle compliments by simply saying "Why, thank you".

2. Some people work backstage; some play in the orchestra; some sing on stage; some serve in the audience as critics; some are there to applaud. Know who and where you are.

3. Never give yourself a haircut.

The below message came to me in an email today. Great stuff!!! Love and laughter, Fred

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

I wasn't sure where to put this, as it is quite humorous as well as very serious at the same time.  This is one of those off the wall channelings that comes to my email occasionally, one of those which I don't give much credit to normally but often is entertaining.  I have copied the transmission in its entirety.

www.AshtarontheRoad .com/ashtartelec onference. html

Ashtar speaking at the March 25, 2008 teleconference:

NEVER SAY TO A COP