A Rabbi and a New York taxi cab driver die. They come to the pearly gates, and God sends the taxi driver to Heaven and the Rabbi to Hell. The Rabbi is outraged - "God, what's wrong with you? I devoted my whole life to you, and you send me to Hell while some taxi cab driver from New York gets sent to Heaven!?" And the God Says - "When you were preaching people were yawning, when he was driving - they were praying."