How many Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Q: How many Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three:
One to do it,
One to not do it,
And one to neither do it nor not do it.

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Now that's what I call

Now that's what I call enlightenment!

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AAHHH

Of course...

   The exoteric

   The esoteric

   The Tantric

But in the emptiness of nondual, there would be  "no one" to benefit from a light bulb...or would there?

AAAHHHHUndecided

Tricia

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how does a buddhist order a

how does a buddhist order a hot dog from a street vendor?

 

 

make me one with everything   (rim shot)

 

 

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A new "twist" on that old bulb ...

Hi:

What a fun place to introduce myself.

Peace, love and warm greetings to all!

 

How many "real" women does it take to change a light bulb?

(We all know "real" men don't eat quiche, right?)

 

Ready? Here goes...

 

"Real" women don't even TRY to change light bulbs.

They accept them for what they are.

 

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Love it

Hi Sharon,

Love the story! Yes! You fit in very well with the crazy bunch we have here. We are always up for a good joke.

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Dear Jim and Sharon....

Thank you for both of these jokes! Mary