Q: How many Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three:
One to do it,
One to not do it,
And one to neither do it nor not do it.
How many Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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"Dedicated to the greatest good of all who share our beautiful world"
Now that's what I call enlightenment!
Of course...
The exoteric
The esoteric
The Tantric
But in the emptiness of nondual, there would be "no one" to benefit from a light bulb...or would there?
AAAHHHH
Tricia
how does a buddhist order a hot dog from a street vendor?
make me one with everything (rim shot)
Hi:
What a fun place to introduce myself.
Peace, love and warm greetings to all!
How many "real" women does it take to change a light bulb?
(We all know "real" men don't eat quiche, right?)
Ready? Here goes...
"Real" women don't even TRY to change light bulbs.
They accept them for what they are.
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Hi Sharon,
Love the story! Yes! You fit in very well with the crazy bunch we have here. We are always up for a good joke.
Love U
Thank you for both of these jokes! Mary