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Ursula Defferary
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Jacob, age 92, and Henrietta, age 89, are excited about their  decision to get  married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way  they  pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go  in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the  owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".
Jacob: "We're about to get  married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we  do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All  kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Pharmacist:  "Definitely."
Jacob:" Medicine for memory problems, arthritis,  jaundices?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety..... the works!"
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for
Parkinson's  Disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob:" You sell wheelchairs and  walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there
something
  I can help you with?"
Jacob  says to the pharmacist:
We'd  like to nominate your store as our Bridal Gift  Shop."

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penny_stone
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HEE HEE HA HA
Very cute!!! Love & light, Penny :-)
Love & light, Penny :-)
Ursula Defferary
Ursula Defferary is filled with love, light and gratitude and sends it out to everyone
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HEE HEE HA HA

Hi Penny,

Glad yo liked my joke. Would love to comminicate with you if you would like to.

 

Love, Light and Peace

Ursula 

olivermarkley
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As a 70 year old geezer, I
As a 70 year old geezer, I ask, what's so damn funny about that? (of course, I jest) Oliver Markley
Oliver Markley
Ursula Defferary
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As a 70 year-old geezer, I . . .
Glad you enjoyed it! I'm allowed to make jokes like that, I am not that far behind! Love & Light Ursula