KENTUCKY GHOST STORY

This happened about a month ago just outside of Owensboro , Kentucky, a small town on the banks of the Ohio River, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's indeed real.

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.  As I walked in
almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to
me this very moment.'

One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from 
across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. 
He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to 
go in and meet with President Bush.' 

All  in a word

The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people - Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin,he decided he would fire the first one who used
the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.

Pfizer Announcement

A CARDIOLOGIST'S DIED AND WAS GIVEN AN ELABORATE FUNERAL. A HUGE HEART COVERED IN FLOWERS STOOD BEHIND THE CASKET DURING THE SERVICE.

FOLLOWING THE EULOGY, THE HEART OPENED ,AND THE CASKET ROLLED INSIDE.

THE HEART THEN CLOSED, SEALING THE DOCTOR IN THE BEAUTIFUL HEART FOREVER.

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old
grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,

Are jokes blogs or forum topics or what or does it matter? Any way, since the pope is coming to the U.S. this seems like a timely tickle...

Albert Einstein Funny Quotes

1. The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

2. As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

3. Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Blonde and lawyer jokes are among my favorites.  And my favorite blonde joke of all time goes like this: