Humor/Jokes

Know a good one? Please do share :-)

I guess gun advocacy is "Repubicide?" Shootings at gun shows

 Since no one takes this seriously I decided not to either. I just had an ironic fantasy about a news story of a man going into a gun show and shooting as many people as possible before being gunned down himself. It would be a lot of dead people because the only ones getting shot in the story below are people who accidentally left guns loaded and there are no personal guns allowed in the shows.  I wonder if someone will try to assassinate 'Obama the gun grabber'...

Be very careful what you say in front of kids

This is a story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers. It's allegedly true and might help to confirm your belief in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human
race....................

A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot.

Punography

from Hanif

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

PMS jokes aren't funny; period.

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