After a visit to a house of ill repute a man notices green lumps on his
penis, so he goes to the doctor.
"That's serious" says the doctor. "You've heard that some boxers get
cauliflower ears?"
"Yes" says the man seriously.
"Well" says the doctor "You've got brothel sprouts."
I once heard it said that eternity lasts just a moment -- just long enough for a joke.