Humor/Jokes

I laughed when I saw this brief web page. I'm only posting this topic to share the ridiculousness of it with you guys. I needed reminding to look at the fear building going on. Quite profitable (and easy) to get Americans like me all worked up-yeeeehaaaaw! I wonder who's next on the agenda? Who am I supposed to support invading next? THE ORIGINAL PAGE IS HERE

The following are "Maxine'isms" some of which you may have seen before, some of which may be new to you.

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

City Girl

A blonde city girl named Sue marries a  Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the  cows, the rancher says to Sue,
"The insemination man is coming over to  impregnate one of our cows today.
I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just  above where the cow's stall is in the
barn. Please show him where the  cow is when he gets here,  OK?"

Devastating Effect of Cutting Down Too Many Trees