A blonde city girl named Sue marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Sue,
"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today.
I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the
barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"The rancher leaves for the field, and after a while the artificial
insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. "I came to insemie the
cow," he says.
Sue takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows, and when
Sue sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here."
The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde asks, "Tell me
lady, because I'm dying to know, how would YOU know that this is the right cow
to be bred?"
"That's simple", she confidently explains, "By the nail that's over its stall".
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail for"?
The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,"I guess it’s to hang your pants on."
(It's nice to see a blonde win once in awhile.)