blonde jokes

City Girl

A blonde city girl named Sue marries a  Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the  cows, the rancher says to Sue,
"The insemination man is coming over to  impregnate one of our cows today.
I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just  above where the cow's stall is in the
barn. Please show him where the  cow is when he gets here,  OK?"