A CARDIOLOGIST'S DIED AND WAS GIVEN AN ELABORATE FUNERAL. A HUGE HEART COVERED IN FLOWERS STOOD BEHIND THE CASKET DURING THE SERVICE.
FOLLOWING THE EULOGY, THE HEART OPENED ,AND THE CASKET ROLLED INSIDE.
THE HEART THEN CLOSED, SEALING THE DOCTOR IN THE BEAUTIFUL HEART FOREVER.
AT THAT POINT, ONE OF THE MOURNERS BURST INTO LAUGHTER. WHEN ALL EYES STARED AT HIM, HE SAID, "I'M SORRY, I WAS JUST THINKING OF MY OWN FUNERAL........ I'M A GYNAECOLOGIST'.
THE PROCTOLOGIST FAINTED
Good One!
Thanks for a good belly laugh.
Tricia
Here is another good one related to different doctors!
Enjoy everyone..............Cathy
p.s.-sorry but I can't seem to fix the typsetting-it is fun to read anyway.
The Psychiatrist and
Proctologist
Two
doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town.
They
put up a sign reading:
"Dr.
Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."
The town council was not
happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read,
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
This
was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to
"Catatonics
and High Colonics."
No
go. Next, they tried
"Manic
Depressives and Anal Retentives."
Thumbs
down again. Then came
"Minds
and Behinds."
Still
no good! Another attempt resulted in
"Lost
Souls and Butt Holes."
Unacceptable
again! So they tried
"Analysis
and Anal Cysts."
Not
a chance.
"Nuts
and Butts?"
No
way.
"Freaks
and Cheeks?"
Still
no go.
"Loons
and Moons?"
Forget
it.
Almost
at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:
"Dr.
Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
Everyone loved it.
To both of you honeys! Love,Mary
Thanks, a good laugh is great for the heart :-), soul? oh yes, for the Odds and Ends!!!
Ursula
P.S. We have twin office blocks here in Port Elizabeth about 6 or seven storeys high, connected with a walkway at the third level. They used to be populated by doctors, dentist, etc. When the search was on for a name for these buildings it was decided to call them Oasim North and Oasim South - an acronym for Odds and Sods in Medicine! True story!