Senior Humor & the Senility Prayerr

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, '"Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid."

The Two Nuns

So these two nuns are walking through the forest, Sister Precise and Sister Logical. It begins to get dark, and they're still a long way from the convent. They realize they are being followed:

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus?

My wife, the noble Princess Nafetah, called me from the other room...this goes on all day when we are at our lovingly networked computers. I heard her voice: "Baby? Could you come take a look at this?" I found her bewildered, looking at a picture of Chuck Norris. "Why is this funny?" she asked me.

Couldn't Resist

Wish I knew how to put this cartoon into the frame instead of an attachment.  Couldn't resist passing it along.  I clipped it from a local free paper and had it laminated. 



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