Subject: Secession

For some of you it could be time to move (again).

Dear Red States:

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and
we're taking the other Blue States with us.  In case you aren't aware,
that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota,
Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this
split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people
of the new country of New California.

The Law of The Garbage Truck

One day I hopped in a taxi
and we took off for the airport.  We were driving in the right lane
when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front
of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the
other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head

Guidelines for Enlightenment by Swami Beyondananda

Guidelines for Enlightenment by Swami Beyondananda

1. Be a
Fundamentalist--make sure the Fun always comes before
the mental.
Realize that life is a situation comedy that will
never be canceled. A
laugh track has been provided, and the
reason why we are put in the
material world is to get more

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"Dedicated to the greatest good of all who share our beautiful world"