Geriatric Sex Can Be Shockingly Good

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember
the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very
tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

'Yes', she says, 'I
remember it well.'

'OK,' he says, 'How
about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

'Oh Charlie, you old
devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting
in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he
thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a
fence. I'll just keep nn eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks
haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.

Finally, they get to the
back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her
skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence,
the old man moves in.

Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the
policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making
loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on
the ground.

The policeman is amazed.
He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour
of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and
put their clothes back on.

The policeman is still
watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing. I've got to ask them
what their secret is.

So, as the couple
passes, he says t o them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've
had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is
barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'