zero point energy inventor self-destructs

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Posted by lightwins on April 22, 2008 - 7:56am

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Made you look! These stories are just for
tease. (I know, some of our titles on a daily basis give you that double
take effect.)

(Each April 1 is "April
Fools' Day" in U.S.)

From http://www.peswiki.com (which has many interesting cutting edge energy devices)

Zero Point Energy Inventor Self-Destructs

Oregon Vortex resident, Tniop Orez, nearly solved the riddle of harnessing zero
point energy when on midnight of Friday 13, he successfully divided by
zero, only to realize he did not have a control mechanism in place.

by Sterling
D. Allan
Pure Energy Systems News

Vortex, Oregon USA (April 1, 2008) -- Oregonian resident, Tniop Orez, seems to
have inexplicably disappeared while conducting research in his home around midnight of
Friday, April 13, 2007.

Due to some kind of time warping that seems to have happened at the same time,
we are just now finding out about this occurrence -- nearly a year later.

Investigators are now looking into the disappearance.

"Maybe harnessing zero point energy isn't so good an idea after all,"
said his partner, Ybgni Dnats, who was in another room making coffee at the
time. "All the sudden I heard this sound that resembled a dinosaur
hitting a huge Tesla bug zapper. I ran back in the room, and he was gone
out that vortexian hole in the wall."

Dnats suspect that Orez may have inadvertently discovered a way to access a worm
hole, and may now be stuck in a parallel universe -- hopefully one that doesn't
have too many worms.

When Dnats developed one of the photos he took of the site, he was surprised to
see a line of text appear on the photo: "I divided by zero."
Dnats swears that he did not put that text there. "It must be one of
the worms," he surmised. "Either that, or Ybgni somehow put that
there by accessing a portal in another dimension."

Local authorities have said, "There's not a lot we can do in situations
like this. How are we supposed to pursue someone who is obviously using
technology far ahead of what we have in our department? I'm still learning
how to use the new 8-track player that we bought off eBay."

The case has been referred to another agency that cannot be named because, as
far as the public is concerned, it does not exist. "We see this kind
of stuff all the time in our lab," said one of the officers, who was not
there.

Redneck Mansion Complete With Wind Turbine and Solarium

Luxury mansion comes with wind turbine (left) and solarium (right,
bottom). Notice that the wind-turbine trailer is the one with the "green" stripe
on it. Notice also the gray water recycling swimming pool (lower
left). Notice, also, the invisible trailer at the top of the ladder
leaning against the green trailer. The elevator shaft running from the
highest trailer to the bottom shipping crate is for emergencies only.
Otherwise, the more economical stairs are used. The open doors are the
economical substitute for air conditioning. The floor plans are an open
source design, website pending, using off-the-shelf (very large shelves)
trailers. Brings new meaning to Mader's statement: "Happy as a
tornado in a trailer park." At least these guys will be generating a
little electricity during the storm, to power their storm tracking equipment;
and they can hide in the shipping crate if necessary -- or they can high-tail it
to the invisible compartment, to remain unseen by the approaching tornado.

Energy-Efficient Tractor

Cutting down on the friction that typically comes from four tires.
Counterbalance required.

Asian Child Becomes Hydro Plant

Energy savant child, Kazuo Hydrohuko, has discovered how to harness the power of municipal water
fountains.
The method doubles as an effective enema.

Redneck Biogas

Don't try this at home.

DIY Automobile Kit Announced

IKEA is thinking about selling cars... but only to advanced IKEA customers...
Some assembly required.

Eye-Powered Turbine Generates Migraines

This
picture is not
animated. Your eyes are making it move. To test this, stare at one
spot for a couple seconds and everything will stop moving. Or look at
the black center of each circle and it will stop moving. But move your
eyes to the next black center and the previous will move after you take
your eyes away from
it.

Researchers are trying to figure a way to harness this rotational energy to
power such things as the imagination. So far, they have made great
progress, but they are still working out the bugs on how to get the turbines to
stop.

News Ooops

On Saturday I inadvertently included this as a serious item, thinking it was
an eBay-like topical listing for solar. I didn't look close enough to see
that they were actually saying you could trade electricity over communication
lines.

Solar > Solars
Bay - SolarsBay
allows people from all over the world to trade solar energy and is a
Peer-To-Peer (P2P) solar energy trading platform. The idea behind
SolarsBay is that future technology will allow a direct global
transportation of solar energy through communication lines. (Thanks
Yossi BH)