Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins.... a boy and a girl. The babies are fine, However, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately so your brother The woman thinks to herself, ' Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother he's a fecking clueless idiot ... Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,' well, what's my daughter's name?' Denise' says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved, 'I really like Denise Then she asks, ' What's the boy's name?' The doctor replies ' Denephew '
Paddy came in and named them.